Straight man:You shouldn't park here.
Speed freak: Why not?
Straight man: Bad part of town. They'll probably steal your radio.
Speed freak: Seriously? That's awesome.
Straight man, puzzled: Why?
Speed freak: I spend a lot of time lightening my car, and all I have to do is park in the right part of town and somebody will remove weight for free?
Straight man: ...
Speed freak: I'll just pop the hood. They can take the AC compressor if they want: lot of weight and it doesn't even work anymore!
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