Joke of the Day #18

Stan: I was watching an old Top Gear episode and they were really having a downer on Korean cars.

Dan: Yeah I remember that one from 2004. But there was one they liked reasonably well, it was called the Hyundai Getz.

Stan: I guess as far as Korean cars go, that's as good as it Getz.

Joke of the Day #17

Sam: This new car of yours really handles well. Just sticks to the road. What brand is it again?
Graham: Oh it's a new model from Gluick.

Joke of the Day #16

Kim: Ew, Tim, your breath stinks.
Tim: I decided to stop using toothpaste.
Kim: Why in God's name did you do that?
Tim: Because I'm a mathematician and toothpaste prevents the growth of calculus! Says so right on the tube!
Kim: .........

Joke of the Day #15

Stan: It's amazing that in UNIX there is one original, continuous process that is the ancestor of all other processes.

Dan: Pretty cool, init?